Now's the time for you to become a fan.
Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers have eight tiers of fandom to which you can aspire.
Tiers to suit all pockets and all levels of fanatic zeal.
Tier
number one
is free.
Put yourself on the mailinglist and you'll never miss a gig.
and if you get bored with us you can come off the list whenever you like.
Tier
number two
you're already on the list and you'd like to commit a little
more.
Buy
a badge
or,
rather, three badges for £1 (p&p
£1.50 for any number of badges)
Tier
number three
you're on the list and wearing your badge.
Now it's time to buy
a CD.
Our
albums, Interspecies Disco
and The Greatest Show on Toast
are only £5.50 each (p&p £1).
We've cleverly spread our best songs over both albums: £11 the pair (p&p £1).
Tier
number four
you're listening to the CD and it's lovely, but how to
replicate the live experience?
You need a 3d
photograph.
You could buy our souvenir
selection - six 6"x4" photos
and a pair of glasses for only £3
or a 3d photographic
poster - 45cm x 30cm with a pair of
3d glasses. £5
It's like we're really there - only smaller.
(p&p £1 for photos, £2 for the poster)
Tier
number five
perhaps you'd like to declare your fandom to the world
with a
Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers T-shirt
£8 (p&p
£2.50)
various sizes, colours and designs are available so:
Tier
number six
a 10"x8"
3d photograph in a Golden
Frame
The man said that it's solid gold but we suspect it might
be mdf under a layer of golden spray paint.
Comes with 2 pairs of 3d glasses.
£10 (p&p £2.50)
Tier
number seven
is free!
Show your dedication by downloading the
The Seaweed Under the Sofa sheet music
and performing it to your friends..
Tier
number eight
the absolute pinnacle
of fandom.
Buying this item will mark you out as a true and loyal
fan of Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers.
This item is a unique
piece of band merchandise and no other band in the world will offer it
to you.
Each one is lovingly assembled by a member of the
Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers rhythm section and comes with a
pair of 3d glasses.
Only with Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers do you
have the opportunity to own a
The top
tier of fandom ladies and gentlemen
£25 (p&p £1.50).
"Astonishing"
Tom Robinson - BBC 6 Music
But
what if you are of limited means, yet still aspire
to the Top Tier?
Never
fear, help is at hand in the form of our
3d Flickbook Kit
£6 (p&p £1.50).
It contains photos, card, 3D glasses - everything you need to make your
own Biscuithead & the Biscuit Badgers 3D flickbook - all you need
is glue, scissors and a couple of clothes pegs.
Once you have your kit just click on the instruction
video button to the right and Sam will guide
you through the joyous assembly process.
